Gardening's Better Than Sex
Here are the top reasons why gardening is better than sex:
#25 - Gardeners are not embarrassed explaining the birds and the bees to
#24 - If your regular gardening partner isn't available, he/she won't object
if you garden with someone else.
#23 - It's absolutely acceptable to garden before you're married.
#22 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against gardening.
#21 - You don't have to shower and shave before you garden.
#20 - You'll always be able to garden, no matter how old you are.
#19 - You'l never hear anyone say: "Is gardening all you ever think about?"
#18 - You don't have to hide your Garden magazines.
#17 - Telling gardening jokes, and invite co-workers to garden with you is
not considered workplace harassment.
#16 - Email with garden content is not considered offensive material.
#15 - When you become famous, you don't have to worry about pictures and
videotapes of you gardening being shown on the Internet.
#14 - Your gardening partner doesn't get upset about people you gardened
with a long time ago.
#13 - It's perfectly respectable to enjoy gardening with a total stranger.
#12 - When you see a really good gardener, you don't have to feel guilty
about imagining the two of you gardening together.
#11 - Every time you garden, you hope to produce fruit.
#10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you garden by yourself.
#9 - When dealing with a gardening pro, you never have to wonder if they're
really an undercover cop.
#8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy
garden related stuff.
#7 - You can have a gardening related calendar on your wall at the office.
#6 - There are no gardening-transmitted diseases.
#5 - No one objects if you watch the gardening channel on television.
#4 - Nobody expects you to garden with the same person your whole life.
#3 - Nobody expects you to give up gardening if your partner loses interest.
#2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy
your favorite activity.
#1 - Your partner will never say, "Not again? We just gardened last week!